CA: soon™
Before the green app. Before the IPO. Before the GameStop saga. Robinhood was almost Cash Cat — a cat with a fistful of cash. The cat got the name, the statue, the nine-figure coin. Good for the cat.
But open the app. Look around. Nobody in there is a cat. Twenty-five million accounts refreshing charts at 2am, buying the dip, being the dip. That is not a cat's life. That is the rat race — and it has run every single day since money existed.
The cat is the brand. The rats are the users. $CASHRAT is the coin of everyone actually running — on the chain where the race never closes.
The receipt: Vlad's own tweet → Pay respects at the cat's museum →
So easy a rat could do it. Rats do it every day.
Launched on Pons. At graduation the pool locks permanently — nobody can pull it. Including us.
Take them. They're yours. The rat doesn't do copyright.
Frequently asked. Rarely answered honestly. These are honest.
No. Rats live in buildings they don't own. It's kind of our whole thing.
No. The rat lives in the cat's building. The cat knows. It's fine.
Rat goes up. Rat goes down. Rat keeps the bag either way. This is not financial advice; rats are not licensed to give financial advice.
A rat.